Some Great Statuses PERIOD!

We’ve got some GREAT Statuses for you today!  Share them with all your Facebook Friends…

Cool Status Updates:

  • I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile…and how many times. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • I want to name my next pet Peeve.
  • Let’s be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it.
  • If they made a movie of my life it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on.
  • I’m not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change.
  • I still don’t understand why people have different opinions than me
  • My phone has more apps than contacts.
  • Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
  • Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps.
  • Sometimes when people text me “K”, I like to text them “L- omg you next!!”
  • The one who says it can’t be done should never interrupt the one doing it. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • If obstacles get in your way, do as the wind does … whistle and go around them.
  • It never ceases to amaze me how many words are required for politicians to say nothing.
  • I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Don’t you love that feeling of great relief when you find your cell phone after swearing you lost it.

Serious Status: Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

Picture of the Day:

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