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Cool Status Updates:
- I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile…and how many times. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- I want to name my next pet Peeve.
- Let’s be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it.
- If they made a movie of my life it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on.
- I’m not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change.
- I still don’t understand why people have different opinions than me
- My phone has more apps than contacts.
- Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
- Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps.
- Sometimes when people text me “K”, I like to text them “L- omg you next!!”
- The one who says it can’t be done should never interrupt the one doing it. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
- If obstacles get in your way, do as the wind does … whistle and go around them.
- It never ceases to amaze me how many words are required for politicians to say nothing.
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Don’t you love that feeling of great relief when you find your cell phone after swearing you lost it.
Serious Status: Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
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