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Your dog needs to quit horsing around…

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Guy falls asleep at comedy show, hilarity ensues…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3MIaHXHk4U[/youtube]

Haha, how awesome was that? I’m actually GLAD he fell asleep because that is some of the best natural comedy I’ve seen in awhile. Share that one with your Facebook friends for a flurry of comments & LIKEs!

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