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Silly Saturdays posts 4U!

October 3, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

Ya, ya, we know.  You need your facebook status updates.  Here they are:

  • Sleep is addicting.
  • No buts meow.  That’s the law.  It’s not so funny meow, is it?
  • Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
  • I’m thinking of a number…
  • If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

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Peace out bitches.  Cya tomorrow!

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