Russian Motorcyle, Good Look, & Clever Statuses

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Clever Facebook Status Updates:

  • If friends could be bought at the store, I’d buy you. And I’d get a good deal because those “slightly irregular” bins are always discounted. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If you see an onion ring…answer it!
  • Facebook: Should really change its name to StalkBook…
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite distraction.
  • That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
  • If necessity is the mother of invention, how come so much unnecessary stuff gets invented?
  • If you are what you eat, I’d like to order something rich.
  • If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for.
  • *Facebook* Log in. Look at notifications. Talk to friends. Scroll up and down the newsfeed. Stalk Profiles/Pictures. Log out.
  • 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. (156+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Don’t try to keep up with the Jones. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.
  • Disney World Rule: Children under the age of 12 must be accompanied by money.
  • The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.”
  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here.
  • I can’t recall a time when I’ve woke up, looked at the time and was happy about it.
  • Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you… But don’t worry, because that’s bad for you too.   (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Birthday: that special day when your loved ones give you a cake they’ve set on fire.

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

This little guy has all the looks…

Awesome Animal Pictures

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Meanwhile in Russia…


Wow… just WOW! Imagine seeing that on the streets, LOL 🙂 Ask your Facebook friends what they think for some hilarious comments and reactions.

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