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- The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
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Photobombed @ the local Aquarium:
Well that is a particularly funny looking sea creature! Certainly is a happy fella’ post to your FB wall (Source: IMGUR)
Awkward Reporter Screaming…
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