Puppy Dog Eyes, Bicycle Robot, & Status Update Ideas

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Status Update Ideas for Facebook:

  • That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should hold the door for someone or not. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
  • “Do you do marathons?” Yes, all the time… which shows?
  • Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  • The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
  • How come people never get talker’s block?
  • Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
  • If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status. (259+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?
  • That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
  • My neighbors listen to some amazing music…whether they like it or not.
  • Just because we have 3 mutual friends doesn’t mean I know you!
  • You say “99 percent of you won’t repost this” like it’s a bad thing…
  • Constipated people don’t give a crap.
  • Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
  • Old is when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Women like honesty because it helps them rule you out faster.

Classic Puppy Dog Eyes:

Puppy Dog Eyes


Dawwwwww how adorable is that puppy?!? Post on your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs & comments Fly in!

Bicycle Riding a Robot:


Cannot decide if this is awesome or creepy.  Ask your Facebook friends what they think! You’ll be sure to get tons of interesting commentary.

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