Pranksters, Waiting Game, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates:

• Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it dumps on your head. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Yes I’ve made mistakes, life doesn’t come with instructions.
• A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
• It’s okay to be ugly…but aren’t you overdoing it?
• Twitter = Unfollow, Facebook = Unfriend, You = Unforgettable.
• If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
• Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
• Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.
• LIKE if you yell at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.   (103+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Sadly, no matter how many times you say “okay”, your parents will keep talking..
• If you have a choice between me and her, choose her because if you really loved me there wouldnt be a choice.
• There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
• There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it.
• That moment when YOU HEAR A SONG AND EVERY word describes your situation perfectly.
• A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
• The mind needs exercise, just like the body. That’s why I’m thinking about jogging.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• That awkward moment when you realize you’ve kept talking after the call dropped out.

The Waiting Game…

LOL, how awesome is that? Guy is going to wait it out 🙂 Post to your FB wall and see what your friends think.

EPIC Prank gone Awesome?

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Share with your Facebook friends and watch the funny comments & LIKEs roll in.