Pranksters, Waiting Game, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates:

  • Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it dumps on your head. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Yes I’ve made mistakes, life doesn’t come with instructions.
  • A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
  • It’s okay to be ugly…but aren’t you overdoing it?
  • Twitter = Unfollow, Facebook = Unfriend, You = Unforgettable.
  • If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
  • Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
  • Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.
  • LIKE if you yell at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.   (103+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Sadly, no matter how many times you say “okay”, your parents will keep talking..
  • If you have a choice between me and her, choose her because if you really loved me there wouldnt be a choice.
  • There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
  • There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it.
  • That moment when YOU HEAR A SONG AND EVERY word describes your situation perfectly.
  • A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
  • The mind needs exercise, just like the body. That’s why I’m thinking about jogging.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • That awkward moment when you realize you’ve kept talking after the call dropped out.

The Waiting Game…

Waiting Game

LOL, how awesome is that? Guy is going to wait it out 🙂 Post to your FB wall and see what your friends think.

EPIC Prank gone Awesome?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYJjHuRQkFc[/youtube]

Share with your Facebook friends and watch the funny comments & LIKEs roll in.

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