Teamwork, Bully Kitty Cat, & Funny Status Updates

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Saying “I forgive you” is the kindest way to tell someone: “I still think it’s your fault.” (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • It’s not the voices in my head that bother me. It’s the voices in your head.
  • My doctor is a weight loss expert. He removes the fat from my wallet.
  • There’s no time like the present for postponing what you don’t want to do.
  • I couldn’t get health insurance due to a pre-existing condition. I’m broke.
  • 1000 aches = 1 megahurtz
  • Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it.
  • LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention. (409+Likes in 9minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
  • “Now, how’s he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that?”… thought the spider.
  • Remember when multiplication was fun? It was the best of times.
  • I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
  • “Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait…not me…you.” ~Jack Handy
  • These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are rubbish. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
  • You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
  • Sometimes I ask myself “Why me?What have I done to deserve this?” Then, I say to myself, “Oh…right.”
  • No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
  • I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • If being apathetic is wrong, then I don’t care.
Yesterdays Awesome Status Updates…

Pet Teamwork:


How smart are they? Post that one to your Facebook Wall to get tons of interesting comments & LIKEs!

Bully Cat shoves other Cat into Box:


LOL! Who else noticed the mini lion just watching it all happen?

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