Teamwork, Bully Kitty Cat, & Funny Status Updates

Be a local Facebook hero post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Saying “I forgive you” is the kindest way to tell someone: “I still think it’s your fault.” (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• It’s not the voices in my head that bother me. It’s the voices in your head.
• My doctor is a weight loss expert. He removes the fat from my wallet.
• There’s no time like the present for postponing what you don’t want to do.
• I couldn’t get health insurance due to a pre-existing condition. I’m broke.
• 1000 aches = 1 megahurtz
• Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it.
• LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention. (409+Likes in 9minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
• “Now, how’s he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that?”… thought the spider.
• Remember when multiplication was fun? It was the best of times.
• I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
• “Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait…not me…you.” ~Jack Handy
• These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are rubbish. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
• You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
• Sometimes I ask myself “Why me?What have I done to deserve this?” Then, I say to myself, “Oh…right.”
• No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
• I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
• If being apathetic is wrong, then I don’t care.

Pet Teamwork:

How smart are they? Post that one to your Facebook Wall to get tons of interesting comments & LIKEs!

Bully Cat shoves other Cat into Box:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MESt9buQcT4[/youtube]

LOL! Who else noticed the mini lion just watching it all happen?