MySpace Tom, Pizza Hut in India, & Best Status Updates

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  • I slept great. I woke up horribly.
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  • I’m bad with names, can I just ignore you?
  • If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to try to come back to a different one.
  • I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
  • Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends.
  • 5 years from now Apple will “invent” the non-glossy fingerprint resistant super screen and we’ll all be forced to buy every iDevice all over again.
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  • When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, “Give me a table near a waiter.”
  • True Love is a friendship set on fire.
  • What do people in China call their good plates?
  • Can’t explain how great it feels to tell a customer no.
  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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  • I’m staring at my closet full of clothes, but I have nothing to wear.

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Funny Picture to Post:

MySpace Tom

Remember Tom? Seems that Zuckerberg has got the best of him! That is unless Tom reappears on Google+

Meanwhile at a Pizza Hut in India…


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