Monday is the best day of the week!

Happy Monday everyone!  Hope you had a relaxing and fun weekend 🙂  Here are your funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook profile…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • When you raise your arms, your B.O can K.O someone. Please, invest in some deodorant.
  • The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony.
  • When I say ‘I MISS SCHOOL’ it means my ‘FRIENDS AND THE FUN’ not the ‘SCHOOL’
  • Getting older means I no longer have the energy to do many of the things I enjoy in life, for example being awake.
  • I remember going on a school field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.
  • Edward isn’t a vampire. He lives in a forest, he doesn’t eat people and he sparkles… He’s obviously a fairy.
  • Consider power as NOT getting people to obey you but getting people to work in harmony with you with the goal being mutual benefit.
  • My body is merely a vessel. A flask, in fact.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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That is just too darn cute 🙂 !!!
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