Mid Week Hilariously Funny Status Updates & One Liners

What is up friends!  Good news is you’re half way through the week.  Bad news is, you got half the week left.  Even better news we’re going to get you through it with these hilariously funny status updates and one liners. Bing bang boom…

Hilarious Status Updates and One Liners for Facebook:

  • I saw a sign that said “DRINK CANADA DRY” so I moved to Toronto. (From our updated DAILY Facebook Fan Page)
  • It takes a village to raise an idiot.
  • Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
  • Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
  • I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A woman who knows everything.

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That is guaranteed laughs right there folks, it doesn’t get better than that.  Game, Set, Match.

Awesome Video to Post:


Pretty wild huh?   Alrighty that is it for today stop by tomorrow for more awesome free status update ideas, pictures, videos all that jazz.  Cya then 🙂