Make Your Monday EXCITING with these Funny Statuses

Start the week off on the right foot with some laughs…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • When it’s cold out I wear my UGG boots. When it’s frustrating out I wear my UGH boots.
  • Dead birds falling out the sky, Oregon Ducks lose, Ravens lose, Falcons are out.. its been a bad year for birds.
  • My children are taking me to lunch. I get to choose where. And drive. And pay.
  • Dear Diet Coke, I feel like you’re overreacting. Sincerely, Mentos..
  • I got my wife a mirror for her birthday. That’ll show her who’s boss.
  • Honk if you like geese.
  • I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.
    She asked, “Do I click the square?”
    I said, “Yes.”
    She asked me, “Single click or double click?”
  • Darn right I’m good in bed. I can sleep for days. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)

Funny Picture to Post:

Funny Video to Post : SNL Digital Short Andy & Pee-Wee’s Big Night Out.

Bonus Funny Video:


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