Welcome back friends! Hope you had a relaxing weekend. As the holidays approach make your friends laugh with these…
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I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Don’t worry about what you eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Worry about what you eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving.
- I was going to hang Christmas lights this year, but I realized that would just make the house easier for the relatives to find.
- It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
- The oldest written recipe is for beer. Even when most people couldn’t read or write, they knew they had to mark that down somehow.
- People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
When they’re not fighting or racing light cycles, I’ll bet the citizens of TRON spend a lot of time on the phone with tech support. (@ConanOBrien)
- Women need to remove the inch of make-up off of their faces. Men are attracted to women, not clowns.
- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
- Last name: Ever. First name: Greatest. Middle name: Hashbrowns.
- My friend said he thought I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
- No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Haha!!! Classic video, never gets old! Love it and so will your friends.