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Hump day status updates.

June 3, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone?

Ah, you there!  You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy:

  • I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it.
  • The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
  • It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button.  It’s time like these I wish I had an outie.
  • If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
  • if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

Now, if those didn’t provide you a laugh.  Then you are probably just a bad human being in general.

Verry cool time lapse video for you to post a link to:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/72511036@N00/3500258467

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