Early December is upon us! That means holiday music, shopping, and family. Make your friends day with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Santa loves the rich kids more.
- I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday.
- Dyslexia for cure found!
- Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?
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The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
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I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn’t. So now I’m mourning wood.
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Weaving cars mean looming accidents.
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Can you guys believe it’s already Lexus December To Remember Sales Event time again?
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“Until death do us part” means we’re all single in heaven, right?
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My car’s tank is on E and I’m still driving… Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!
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I for one…. but that’s Roman numerals for you.
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Found an iPhone. Returning it, but not before I change their ringtone to “Speakers Going Hammer” by SouljaBoy.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
Will Ferrels Glamour Shot. Haha!!
Funny Video to Post:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE1ZvCnwkYk[/youtube]
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