LIKEable Statuses for the weekend…
Funny Status Posts for Facebook:
- The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Telling someone that you’re going to bed when you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
- A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has hers.
- Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
- If you win the Mega Millions lottery $US540 million jackpot and DON’T put a down payment on a Death Star, you fail at life.
- Another lottery tip: To improve your odds, buy TWO tickets.
- That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone, because you’d rather chill at home.
- Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie. (158+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- If I win the $500 million lottery jackpot I’m going to buy a thousand Doritos Locos tacos and eat them in space.
- If their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer.
- True life philosophies come out by playing Monopoly with your friends. There’s always the one who takes it too seriously, the one who makes dumb purchases, and the one who gives up immediately.
- How to tell someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings… “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth!”
- No one would listen to you talk if they didn’t know it was their turn next. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Even if they’re one in a million, that means there’s about 700,000 of them. And I bet one of them can cook better.
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