Guaranteed Laughs for Your Tuesday

Welcome back friends!  If you really want to get some comments and likes this Tuesday then post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like!
  • You don’t poke me as often as you used to.
  • I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet.
  • All I want in this world is some one I can turn to and yell, “Avenge Me!!” if I’m dying or wrongly accused of a crime. Oh and rocket shoes.
  • “I knew you’d be back.” -The Drawing Board
  • I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet. ツ ( Be the 10,000th person to “Like” our Funny Status Update Facebook Fan Page )
  • When you think you have someone eating out of your hand, count your fingers.
  • I’d like to say some wise and meaningful crap, but the fact I just referred to it as “crap” shows just how meaningful I can be.
  • You’d be more impressed with me if you never met anyone else.
  • No one would listen to you talk if they didn’t know it was their turn next. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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