Good Sunday to You

Welcome back friends.  Hope you are enjoying your lovely weekend!  Here is some entertaining facebook status updates for your enjoyment…

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

• Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
• Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
• Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?
• Cricket Wireless offers Nationwide Mobile phone service for $30/month for unlimited talk/text.  No joke peeps, do it!
• Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
• Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
• By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.