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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
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Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Judging by Taylor Swift’s music, I’d bet she’s a stage 5 clinger.
- I feel like the same people who complain about out-sourcing are the same people who say “Why didn’t I think of that?” when they see something cool.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
- If this phone were really smart, it wouldn’t let me call people.
- The day I confuse the Google search box with my Facebook status update box will be a tragic, life changing and possibly fatal one.
- One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists.
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People will believe anything if you whisper it. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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I’m outta here!
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