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  • Having nothing to say has never stopped most people from saying it. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • My life is like a fairy tale. It’s Grimm.
  • Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.
  • You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
  • I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess.
  • My life coach just benched me.
  • I’d live my life in the fast lane but I’m married to a speed bump.
  • Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
  • Steve Jobs’ text was meant to say: “I reign as CEO of Apple” autocorrect gone bad strikes again! (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I have a natural beauty. But time is doing unnatural things to it.
  • If all else fails, lower your standards.
  • A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are a little half cracked.
  • While I may not always return the affection of those who like me, I always admire their good judgement.
  • If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
  • You really are as pretty as a picture. I’d like hang you.
  • The only time I ever nap is after hitting the snooze button. I took 32 naps this morning. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Mimes walk the walk but never talk the talk.
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