Gender Benefits, Laughing Baby, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Having nothing to say has never stopped most people from saying it. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
• My life is like a fairy tale. It’s Grimm.
• Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.
• You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
• I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess.
• My life coach just benched me.
• I’d live my life in the fast lane but I’m married to a speed bump.
• Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
• Steve Jobs’ text was meant to say: “I reign as CEO of Apple” autocorrect gone bad strikes again! (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• I have a natural beauty. But time is doing unnatural things to it.
• If all else fails, lower your standards.
• A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are a little half cracked.
• While I may not always return the affection of those who like me, I always admire their good judgement.
• If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
• You really are as pretty as a picture. I’d like hang you.
• The only time I ever nap is after hitting the snooze button. I took 32 naps this morning. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
• Mimes walk the walk but never talk the talk.

The difference between Facebook for guys and gals….

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you… Bubble Baby:

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