Enjoy the wonderful weekend while it lasts! Make your Facebook friends laugh with these…
The “Best” in Funny Status:
- Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
- Ironically, it’s the getting ahead that I’m running behind on.
Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
- I write “Wake Up” on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something.
- Facebook: A place for liars and braggers to unite.
- Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it’s a little *too* obvious. Which means it’s perfect.
- Motels 1 through 5 must’ve been real dumps.
- Got my hair done again. I’m so blonde now I can barely spell my last name.
- In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- The Walk Of Shame: When you toss a paper ball in the trash, miss, then have to go get it.
- My son has just earned his first boy scout award for ‘video gaming’. I guess the next ones will be for ‘social ineptitude’ & ‘pale skin’.
The world is composed of givers and takers..the takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
- My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a “Sort by least ugly” option.
A man’s life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him.
- No one ever gives me a hand, but I often get a finger.
- Sometimes I don’t even know when I’m being sarcastic.
Link of the day: Next time you need to fix something try legos.
Funny Picture for your Facebook Profile:
Kid Kicks Soccer Ball Into His Face:
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