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- Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
- “We will, we will paper you!” – Band that’s more awesome than Queen
- I hate when I can’t understand what I’m eavesdropping on.
- Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food.
- I need constant reassurance, right?
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust”
- I missed my calling. It should’ve emailed. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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