Funny Statuses for Facebook Mid-Week!

Great news, the week is half way over!  Make it to the weekend faster with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
  • By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
  • “We will, we will paper you!” – Band that’s more awesome than Queen
  • I hate when I can’t understand what I’m eavesdropping on.
  • Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food.
  • I need constant reassurance, right?
  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust”
  • I missed my calling. It should’ve emailed. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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