Funny Status Updates for Monday

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Welcome back friends!  Hope you had an excellent weekend, give your friends some laughs on Monday with these…

Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
  • Fools rush in… and get the best seats in the house.
  • No one can ruin your day without your permission.
  • It’s always awkward when you run into your ex with a car.
  • I was planning to take a flu shot until I found out it isn’t a kind of drink.
  • What you seize is what you get.
  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.
  • I would love to start working out, but I’m beefing up for my “before” picture.
  • Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
  • Lightning strike on the Statue of Liberty captured in an amazing photo: http://j.mp/c4o34F
  • Could switching to Geico really save you money on car insurance?  Does a bear crap in the woods?
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Hahah, I share his feelings 🙂

Funny Video to Post:

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Hope you laughed your way through Monday!  Check back tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your Facebook or Twitter.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.