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Freaky Fridays with Funny Facebook Status Updates (say that ten times fast)

September 18, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

Hey folks, you made it through another crazy work week.  Or if you are a youngin’  you made it through a school week.  Either way it’s the freakin’ weekend baby I’m bout to have me some fun!

Here are your Freaky Friday Funny Status Updates:

  • You don’t need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you.
  • I hope you realize that everything you write on Facebook will be available to your kids some day.
  • Did you know that the nametag on the woman on the Progressive commercial reads “Flo”?  Excuse me, Flo!
  • Boy bands are so passé.
  • I heard that Kayne West changed his name to Kayne Bitch.

See you next week for more funny facebook status updates.

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