Funny Status Updates:
- I feel like Morgan Freeman should be the only person allowed to narrate anything. (Side Note; this is good to use in context with the premier of Life on Discover Channel this Sunday @ 8PM)
- ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
- –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death
- is Loading ████████████ 99%
- if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
Dude, did you know that you only need to pay $25/month for unlimited talk & text without contracts, not kidding!
Funny Video of the Day: