Dueling Banjos, Mattress Fun, & Status Fun

Get more LIKEs, share these…

Fun Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile, then call you something even more offensive!  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
  • Never assume someone likes you for their sweetness. Sometimes, you’re just an option when they’re bored.
  • Most relationships fail not because of absence of love; but because girls love too much & boys love too many.
  • Awkwardly standing there while your friend talks to someone you don’t know.
  • Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99   (400+LIKEs in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • “No Offense” really means… I’m about to insult you but, don’t get mad.
  • I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”
  • I haven’t seen any statuses about Ninjas lately…well played Ninjas.
  • ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ Who Lovess Musicc 🙂 ♫ ♥♥
  • It is incredible how much effort I put into my laziness.
  • *Every morning* … Me: “I really can’t stay” Bed: “But baby it’s cold outside”  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I look back at my life and regret the times I didn’t want to nap when I was a kid.

Meanwhile @ The Matteress Factory…

Mattress Factory

Domino Mattresses, these guys could be onto something new! Post this viral picture to your Facebook and watch the domino LIKE effect it has on your wall.

These Kids absolutely CRUSH Dueling Banjos…


Bravo to the third degree. Kids these days are so talented! Share these wonder kids with your Facebook pals.

Bonus Video: Gimmie Pizza

Want more funny statuses, hilarious pictures, and amazing videos… Simply, “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Try our awesome FREE Facebook App  for 100k+ Facebook statuses to choose from.