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- Saving text messages on your phone that make you smile. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I’ve got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it… bed.
- Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly.
- I wish my eyes could take pictures.
- When I’m in an elevator with other people, I just stare at them the entire time so that the ride isn’t awkward.
- You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
- I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito. Now he’ll never have any friends.
- I wouldn’t have to manage my anger… If people could learn to manage their stupidity. (198+LIKEs & 29Shares in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
- It’s funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten.
- Oh no. Is that ______ ? OMG! WALK WALK WALK…..
- That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were just scratching your head.
- A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time.
- Sometimes second chances work out better than the first, because we learn from our mistakes.
- If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
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This cat was born to play the drums…
Kitty holds the beat down pretty good there. Share that talented cat w/your FB buddies for some LIKE love.
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