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We all know you could use some extra comment & likes so go ahead and borrow our hand-picked funny statuses.  Enjoy the rest of your day and make your weekend come sooner with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be.
  • Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
  • Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
  • Indecision may or may not be my problem.
  • There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven’t come true- neither have your nightmares. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • I wish my doctor would stop “practicing” and “get it right.”
  • As a kid I didn’t like beards. As I got older, they grew on me.
  • Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
  • The quickest way to get a lot of individual attention is to make a big mistake.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Link of the day: Obsessed with Facebook?  You’re not alone.  Check out Mashable’s infographic about it.  It’s as scary as it is entertaining.  Here is the dirt…

  • As of 2011, there are 500,000,000 active Facebook users.
  • Aprox. 1 in every 13 people on Earth. Half of them are logged in on any given day.
  • 48% of 18 to 34 year olds check Facebook right when they wake up.
  • About 28% check their Facebook on their smart phones before getting out of bed.
  • The 35+ demographics now represents more than 30% of the entire userbase.
  • The 18-24 (college) demographic grew the fastest at 74% in one year.
  • Liking “Drugs” is up 1131.9% this year.
  • There are 206.2 million Internet users in the U.S. That means 71.2% of the U.S. web audience is on Facebook.
  • About 70% of the Facebook userbase resides outside the U.S.A.
  • Facebook was the most-searched term in 2010. For the second year running, accounting for 2.11% of U.S. searches.
  • “Facebook login” and “Facebook.com” were the second and fifth most popular U.S. search terms in 2010, respectively.
  • Combined, Facebook-related searches accounted for 3.48 percent of the top 50 searches of 2010. A 207 per cent jump from 2009.
  • 57% of people talk to people more online than they do in real life.
  • 48% of young Americans said they find out about news through Facebook.
  • A record-breaking 750 million photos were uploaded to Facebook over new year’s weekend.
  • 20 minutes on Facebook: 1 million links shared, 1,484,000 event invites, 1,972,000 friend requests accepted, 2,716,000 photos uploaded, 2,716,000 messages sent, 1,323,000 tagged photos, 1,851,000 status updates, 1,587,000 wall posts, and 10,208,000 comments made.
  • Relationship statuses in 2010: 43,869,800 single, 36,774,801 married, 5,974,574 engaged, 3,025,791 it’s complicated and 28,460,516 in a relationship.

Funny Quote of the Day:

“I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!” ~ a bi-polar bear

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