Chillin’ Dog, Unaffected Cat, & Status Quotes

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Uplifting Status Quotes for Facebook:

  • fri(END] , boyfri(END] , girlfri(END] Everything has an END , exept for fam(ILY] .  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Life is like Tetris… sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can come together.
  • When somebody says “10 years ago” I think about the 90’s instead of 2002.
  • A sense of concern for others gives our lives meaning; it is the root of all human happiness.
  • My mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I’m usually the one coming up with the ideas.
  • It’s sad that its becoming more acceptable to call my friends at 9:30 AM than 9:30 PM.
  • No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything. (164+LIKEs in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I always like to offer moral support…but I have questionable morals.
  • One of the most depressing things is scrolling down to find my year of my birth when filling out forms.
  • You never outgrow sleepovers… they just become coed.
  • My hobby is having no hobbies. Don’t ever ask me what my hobbies are again.
  • Kissing a girl on the cheek(good) kissing girl in the mouth (awesome) Kissing girl in front of her ex (boss).
  • Whenever my EX shows up in my Facebook feed, I think “I am so glad you’re the one that got away.”
  • You know you took a good picture of someone when they use it as their default pic or timeline cover.   (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob. Everyone better than me has no life.

Sup, Dog?

Chillin' Dog

Hover your mouse over this pic to share on Facebook. Does this remind you of the Dos Equis guy at all? LOL! (Source: IMGUR)

This Kitty don’t give an eff:


Poor little kitty! How adorable though 🙂 Share on your Facebook Newsfeed and watch the LIKEs drop in.

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