Cheetah Dad, Baby Celery, & Status Updates that get Likes

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Status Posts that get likes:

  • LIKE if you always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon. (Funny Status iPhone App  ★★★★★)
  • Just when you think your day can’t get any worse, someone pokes you on Facebook.
  • The very first photo uploaded to Facebook was a cartoon cat. The second one was probably a duck-face girl.
  • Oh you got “Swag”? I bet that looks great on your application to McDonald’s.
  • I am that good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!
  • Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • “let’s take five ingredients and put them on shuffle!” – inventor of mexican food
  • When you’re hammered everything looks like something you’d nail.
  • I could never stab someone… I have a hard enough time getting the straw into a Capri Sun.
  • Seeing a loser from your high school w/ a good job is like graffiti on a highway bridge… how the Hell did that get there?
  • Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
  • I wonder if I’ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without pointing it at myself and saying “there’s one.”
  • I wish it was as easy to unfriend people in real life as it is on Facebook… (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Cheetah Dad:

Cheetah Dad

Not sure if I would freak out or answer him promptly. Put your mouse over the image and press “CLICK HERE TO SHARE” to post this gem on your Facebook newsfeed for instant like-abilty and clever comments.

Baby Laughs hysterically at Celery:


We haven’t been that excited about celery in a long time! Spread the word, celery is back in a big way 🙂 Your Facebook friends will be thrilled with that laughter enduring video.

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