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- Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
- I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now, I just shuffle along with the lost.
- You’re cute…That’s until your 30-day photoshop trial expires.
- Checking the fridge every fifteen minutes to see if any food magically appeared.
- I thank, therefore you’re welcome.
- I didn’t text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.
- Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
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- I’M SO SORRY. Did my back hurt your knife?
- The economy is so bad that Exxon laid off 25 Congressmen.
- lf the people in the movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
- YOU STUPID COMPUTER! * Starts working* I’m so sorry….I love you!!
- I think my smart phone is broken…. I pressed my home button but I’m still at work.
- Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sitting there clapping like a seal.
- I’m not weird, It’s called having a personality.
- There’s a “send” button; there’s a “resend button; WHY ISN’T THERE AN UNSEND BUTTON?
- We all know that one person that is extra hyper in the morning. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The trouble with my budget is there are far more ways to get into debt than there are to get out of it.
Oh you Fancy, Huh?
Fancy Crab is Fancy! Share that with your Facebook friends, and wait for the LIKEs to crab walk in.
Next time you’re bored @ the beach try this…
How amazing is that? Freaking awesome 🙂 can’t wait to try that. Share with your Facebook friends and watch the LIKEs & comments pour in.
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