Aloha amigos, welcome back. Today we have some delightfully excellent and intriguing status updates for your viewing pleasures. Without further speculation here you are…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
- Anticipation is a dish best served later.
- Cop: “You going to a fire?” Motorist: “Trying to prevent one, officer. My boss said that’s what would happen if I was late again.”
- I’m so broke even my computer is low on cache.
- I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
- There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
There’s one thing good about being poor – its inexpensive.
Awesome Picture to Post:
Jeez, tell them how you really feel 🙂
Funny site to go to. “4 Lost Cat Flyers you won’t soon forget“
Cool video to post:
Alright folks, well that is it for today. Check back tomorrow for the mid week status updates and more awesome content. Thanks and cya soon 😉
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