Awfully Awesome Funny Status Updates

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Aloha amigos, welcome back.  Today we have some delightfully excellent and intriguing status updates for your viewing pleasures.  Without further speculation here you are…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel.
  • Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
  • Anticipation is a dish best served later.
  • Cop: “You going to a fire?” Motorist: “Trying to prevent one, officer. My boss said that’s what would happen if I was late again.”
  • I’m so broke even my computer is low on cache.
  • I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
  • There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

There’s one thing good about being poor – its inexpensive.

Awesome Picture to Post:

Jeez, tell them how you really feel 🙂

Funny site to go to. “4 Lost Cat Flyers you won’t soon forget

Cool video to post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhUQuWcxQA[/youtube]

Alright folks, well that is it for today.  Check back tomorrow for the mid week status updates and more awesome content.  Thanks and cya soon 😉

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