Awfully Awesome Funny Status Updates

Aloha amigos, welcome back.  Today we have some delightfully excellent and intriguing status updates for your viewing pleasures.  Without further speculation here you are…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel.
  • Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
  • Anticipation is a dish best served later.
  • Cop: “You going to a fire?” Motorist: “Trying to prevent one, officer. My boss said that’s what would happen if I was late again.”
  • I’m so broke even my computer is low on cache.
  • I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
  • There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

There’s one thing good about being poor – its inexpensive.

Awesome Picture to Post:

Jeez, tell them how you really feel 🙂

Funny site to go to. “4 Lost Cat Flyers you won’t soon forget

Cool video to post:


Alright folks, well that is it for today.  Check back tomorrow for the mid week status updates and more awesome content.  Thanks and cya soon 😉

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