Thanks for coming back friends! Here are some hilarious status updates, pics, and videos for you to share with your FB & Twitter Friends.
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
I wasn’t sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
- Are people born with photographic memories or does it take time to develop?
- We have so much in common. You want to travel . . . I want you to go . . .
- Why isn’t there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
- ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ (Download our iPhone App to write like this!)
- Just on Facebook to see what’s going on, so I won’t be surprised by CNN’s Breaking News.
Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.
- I have washboard abs. They just have a little laundry on em right now.
- People are funny. They spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t like. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
I’d buy an exercise machine but I’m not in good enough shape to get it up the stairs.
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