And now for Tuesday’s Funny Status Updates…

Hello friends!  Glad to have you visiting.  Here we have some awesome hilarious funny status updates, pics, and videos for you to share with your Facebook friends.  Check it out…

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Funny Status Updates:

  • Come to the dark side… We have cookies. (From our uber-popular FB Fan Page)
  • The BP oil is seeping into Bedrock. I’ll bet Fred Flintstone is furious.
  • Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  • There’s a new device that turns thought to speech. I’ve had that for years now. It’s called alcohol.
  • Just read that Facebook has reached 500 million users. Congrats to everyone who helped create history’s largest stalker.  (From Conan OBrien)
  • Trust me. Tight fit jeans and loose fit skin are one bad combination.
  • I don’t mind running into debt. It’s running into my creditors that’s embarrassing.

This salad would really benefit from more bacon. And less of this green stuff.

Funny Picture to Post:

Do you laugh or slowly make a U-turn when you see this sign?

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wAjpMP5eyo[/youtube]

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One of my favorite viral videos of all time.  In fact, it was so good they did a Mythbusters Episode on it 🙂  Awesome stuff.  Alright folks that is it for today.  Check back tomorrow for some more good stuff to post to your Facebook profile.