Always Funny, Mid Week Funny Status Updates

Wednesday is the funniest day of the week, all stuck in the middle and what not!  Just kidding with you, it’s no funnier than any other day of the week.  Which is why we provide quality hilarious stuff to post to your Facebook just like we do everyday!  Here you go…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
  • Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps.
  • My ex-wife asked me for a present that “goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds” – so I bought her a bathroom scale.
  • My misery likes tequila, not company.
  • I’m sick of following my dreams I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin and hook up with them later.
  • My opinions are my wife’s, and she says I’m lucky to have them. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
My motto is “Never say never.” Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto.
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That is just too funny!  Alright folks check back tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pics, and vids to post to your FB or Twitter.