Welcome back friends. The bad news is, it’s only Tuesday. The good news is we have tons of funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook & Twitter on this Tuesday!
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said “u r next” They stopped that when I did the same to them after funnerals.
- ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App)
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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
- Anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them.
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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
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Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. (From our updated frequently FB Fan Page)
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Life is like a doughnut. You’re either in the dough or in the hole.
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Funny Video to Post:
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Too cute! What a smart little boy 🙂 Alright folks that is it for today. Please stop in tomorrow for the always fun mid-week status updates! oin our FB Fan Page & Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by, see ya tomorrow folks!