Let’s face it.. Monday’s suck! Traditionally they signal the start of another boring work week. However, they don’t have to! Make your friends Monday awesome with these…
1. Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
War does not determine who is right – only who is left. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Two secrets to keep your marriage happy.. When you’re wrong, admit it, and, when you’re right, shut up.
- My dentist just won Dentist of the Year. All he got was a little plaque.
- Adding a funny hat to your pajamas at home = weird. Adding a funny hat to your pajamas at work = chef.
- Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it. ツ ( Be the 10,000th person to “Like” our Funny Status Update Facebook Fan Page )
- If you can’t face it, moon it.
- This land is my land. This land is your land. So stay on your land.
- If I had a nickel for every time that I’ve needed math, I would have 13 cents.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
- I tYp3 LyK tHi5 cuz i’m cool, No..you type like that because you failed English Now go to preschool and ‘Type like this.’
- Remember when only the really cool people were on Facebook? Oh, you weren’t here then? Oops, my bad…
- Only at Mcdonalds do they say, “Sorry about your wait” and really mean “weight.”
- Women like silent men, they think they’re listening. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
2. By posting a Funny Picture to Facebook:
3. Post a hilarious video to Facebook: