Congrats you made it through another week of school/work/or being lazy. Good for you! Let’s skip the BS today and jump right into the witty facebook status updates…
Alright one joke before we go on….
Q: What did Samuel L. Jackson say about all the recent earthquakes going on?
A: I am sick of these *****’ ‘quakes on these *****’ plains.
Funny Facebook Status Updates:
- I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. – Mitch Hedberg
- Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
- Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
- People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
- Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
- I was playing poker the other night… with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window
Funny Facebook Picture of the day:
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Funny Facebook Video of the day:
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Enjoy your weekend don’t get hurt and cya back here tomorrow! PS) Don’t forget to join our Facebook Fan Page. We just started it so you could be a founding member. Gratzi