EPIC Dance Video, Crazy Water-Slide, & Status Jokes Galore.

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Facebook Status Jokes for your enjoyment:

1. Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
2. I like that 1 Rap song where they talk about how much money they have.
3. Miss a phone call. Call back thirty seconds later. They don’t answer.
4. When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bitch.”
5. If I had $100 for every time I read something interesting on my Facebook feed, I’d be poor.
6. The longer I sit in a drive-thru, the more pennies I pay with.
7. Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times.
8. Silence is Golden, except when coming from children… Then you’d better go check to see what’s broken. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
9. Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
10. “wow…that’s crazy” = I haven’t been listening to a word you’re saying.
11. We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.
12. Just read a really good book on how to improve our memory but I forgot the title.
13. That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.
14. That awkward moment when someone’s comment on your status has more likes than your actual status. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
15. Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99

Now, this is just one crazy water-slide…

Wow, could you imagine going down that thing?!?! Share this crazy brazilian water-slide with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this craziness. Instant LIKEs & comments will surely follow.

EPIC Dance Video…

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mef0dX9T0pQ[/youtube]

Talk about a “feel good video” that was ah-mah-zing!