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Oct 7th = Wednesday = Free Willy Wednesday

October 7, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

So, you think you’re sooooo cool Hump Day?   Well, you ain’t!  But, you know what is cool?  Funny Facebook Status Updates.  And that my friends is what we gots, so without further ado, I give you…

FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:

  • The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
  • You don’t drink, you don’t smoke… what do you do?
  • What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?
  • Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?  I’m open to hearing arguments for both, and FIGHT…
  • iPhone emoji’s are addicting (insert silly iPhone emoji here)

Funny Quote of the Day:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Video of the DizzAy:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdawiz6RAl4[/youtube]

Video embed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdawiz6RAl4

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