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Funny December Status Updates for Facebook:
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- I can’t believe it’s Christmas eve eve eve and they’re making me work.
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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Be naughty and save Santa the trip. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.
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I think Microsoft has gone too far… Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
- A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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Nudist Camp sign : Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
- The only reason kids like Christmas is because they’re not the ones buying all the presents.
- Someone should help Rihanna. She likes rude boys, loves being lied to, thinks she’s the only girl in the world & has forgotten her name.
- Someone should help Rihanna. She likes rude boys, loves being lied to, thinks she’s the only girl in the world & has forgotten her name.
- It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Funny Holiday Video to Post:
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