Tuesday is the best day of the week, and you know why? Because you’re going to get tons of comments/likes by posting these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
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It’s not “When Wild Animals Attack!” as much as it is “When Stupid People Get Bit.”
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When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
- Sports: 44,999 Runners Lose NYC Marathon
- I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
- Just be yourself, you idiot.
- I’m disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn’t have an epic Farmville scene. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- In general, girls don’t like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.
- I asked if she liked my handsome face or my sexy body. After looking me up and down, she said my sense of humor.
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
- I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun. (@FreeFunnyStuff )
Awesome Picture to Post:
Composite image of 160,000 faces from Sydney, Australia, showing the average “Face of Sydney”
Funny Video to Post:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnl-yQjGYBs[/youtube]
That one is always good for some quality comments & likes… because it’s hilarious! Stop by tomorrow for more awesome funny status updates, pictures, trends, and videos to post. If you’d like more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.