Laugh it up, Tuesday! - Funny Status

What is up my fellow Facebookersters ? Make all your friends laugh by posting these hilariously funny…

Status Updates for Facebook:

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update mid week!)
Mount Everest has WiFi? I guess if someone is going to freeze to death they should be able to tweet about it.
High blood pressure, high cholesterol, high anxiety, high blood sugar… getting high is no fun at all at my age.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
“Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.” Anonymous
Of course I know how to shut up. I just never know when to.
I tried jogging once. I was walking the dog and he saw a cat.
Twitter makes me like strangers I’ve never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
I’m ready to listen. Are you ready to think?
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post to Facebook:

Funny Video to Post:

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