Hope you enjoyed yesterdays Funny Status Updates for Halloween special edition. Laugh your way through the weekend with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming next week!)
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If you want your children to listen to you, try talking softly to someone else.
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It is not sufficient to be a success, it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
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The world is full of wonderful, diverse individuals and we must accept them as they are…even if most of them are quite stupid.
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Crowded elevators smell different to small people.
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Go to Google maps, bring up directions from Japan to China and look at instruction number 43. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- America comes in 48th in math scores. Americans celebrate by shouting, “We’re Number A!”
- Strip search: how a journey of a thousand miles begins these days.
- The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything.
- If we learned anything on October 27th, 2010… it’s that Charlie Sheen is AWESOME.
- If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it’s a murderer, disguised as a duck.
- In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.
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Zoo animals don’t know they live in a gated community. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Viral Video for Facebook:
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