What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates?
- Monday = suck.
- I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist? iPhone Home.
- I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named Samsonite.
- Selling oranges on the side of the road. Tough economic times call for interesting jobs.
- Is there any movie/TV-show Hollywood hasn’t remade yet?
- Who farted?
Check back tomorrow for more awesome new funny facebook status updates. Until then win some money playing online poker:
