Lightly Toasted Revenge

Revenge is a dish best served toasted.

Disney’s Rules, 20 Funny Statuses, Seniors At Bonnaroo

Disney's Rules Try it out! See how it works for you.. 20 Funny Statuses: I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there. I'll call it a smartphone the...

Bug Vacuum, 20 Funny Statuses, Ryan Reynolds Builds A Crib

Bug Vacuum Where have you been all of my life? 20 Funny Statuses: You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. Sometimes, not remembering may be better. Don't play stupid with me......

Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute, 20 Funny Statuses, What Is In The Box?

Babies Are Too STINKIN' Cute 20 Funny Statuses: I hope manners is the next cool trend. I'm on this great new diet where I spend all my grocery money on strippers. I can not be held responsible for...

How Much Horse Power?, 20 Funny Statuses, Google Cardboard-Virtual Reality

How Much Horse Power? So much horse power it doesn't all fit under the hood 20 Funny Statuses: Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view? I just saw a guy take a bite of...