Revenge Clarinet, 20 Funny Statuses, and the Globetrotters

20 Funny Statuses 1. With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers. 2. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to...

Laughing At Your Own Text, 20 Funny Statuses, Bot Trust

Laughing At Your Own Text Share if you crack yourself up! 20 Funny Statuses: Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period. You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.  I...

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving, 20 Funny Statuses, Party Noisemakers In A Exhaust...

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving Seriously though.. 20 Funny Statuses: Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up. In a 500-day period I could theoretically...

Darth Vader’s Road Rage, 20 Funny Statuses, Sneeze Your Head Off

Darth Vader's Road Rage Very disturbing. 20 Funny Statuses: My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full. I’m gonna have to get new pets, I’m running out of passwords. I don’t need a...

Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter

Woke Up Motivated... Like dust in the wind.. 20 Funny Statuses: That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn't get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn't brushed her teeth in forever. Just moisturized my hands and now I can't...

Baffled Boxer, 20 Funny Statuses, Death Sails

Baffled Boxer 20 Funny Statuses: f puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell...

When People Argue On Social Networks, 20 Funny Statuses, Halloween Prank

When People Argue On Social Networks... Get the popcorn... this is going to be a good one! 20 Funny Statuses: I'd like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends! If you're an astronaut, and...

How Much Horse Power?, 20 Funny Statuses, Google Cardboard-Virtual Reality

How Much Horse Power? So much horse power it doesn't all fit under the hood 20 Funny Statuses: Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view? I just saw a guy take a bite of...