Original Computer, Handcuffing, & Funny Facebook Statuses

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

• It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”
• I’m not Rude, I’m just Honest.
• If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.
• The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
• It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill.
• If it’s free, it’s advice. If you pay for it, it’s counseling. If you can use either one, it’s a miracle.
• The awkward moment when you realize they were nice to you because they wanted something… ಠ_ಠ   (160+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• Things I’ve learned in School: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m paying attention.
• Only 3 type of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.
• I have problems cleaning my room because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
• Stages of sittin on the toilet; (>_<) (°_°) (0_0) (^_^)
• Dude she just called you fat! OH HELL NO, Hold my cake!
• That moment you think you have finish the test and then realize you skipped a page.
• I need a backspace key for my mouth.
• The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Just past my English exam.

The original computer…

Ahhh the good ole days… Share that with your Facebook friends to get tons of LIKEs & comments!

Handcuffing is the new “Cone-ing”:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UznckyNux0I[/youtube]

Ha! Could you imagine seeing that? How weird. Post on your FB wall and see what your friends think of this.