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- It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”
- I’m not Rude, I’m just Honest.
- If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.
- The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
- It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill.
- If it’s free, it’s advice. If you pay for it, it’s counseling. If you can use either one, it’s a miracle.
- The awkward moment when you realize they were nice to you because they wanted something… ಠ_ಠ (160+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Things I’ve learned in School: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m paying attention.
- Only 3 type of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.
- I have problems cleaning my room because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
- Stages of sittin on the toilet; (>_<) (°_°) (0_0) (^_^)
- Dude she just called you fat! OH HELL NO, Hold my cake!
- That moment you think you have finish the test and then realize you skipped a page.
- I need a backspace key for my mouth.
- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Just past my English exam.
The original computer…
Ahhh the good ole days… Share that with your Facebook friends to get tons of LIKEs & comments!
Handcuffing is the new “Cone-ing”:
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Ha! Could you imagine seeing that? How weird. Post on your FB wall and see what your friends think of this.
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