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20 Funny Mothers Day Status Updates

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20 Funny Mother’s Day Status Updates:

You sure do make good looking babies. Happy Mother’s Day!
Mom, your greatest accomplishment was me. So, you’re welcome.
Remember your Mom’s 37-hour labor? Well, she does! Happy Mothers Day 🙂
Happy Mother’s Day to the only person who stood between me and a life of crime.
Happy Mother’s Day I ♥ you mom no matter what we go through no matter how much we argue at the end she’ll always be there!
All mothers have intuition. Great mothers have radar.
At 3 yrs “Mommy, I love you”. At 10, “Mom whatever”. At 16, “My Mom is so annoying”. At 18, “I wanna leave this house”. At 25,”Mom, you were right”. At 30, “I wanna go to Mom’s house”. At 50, “I don’t wanna lose my Mom”. At 70, “I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me”. You only have 1 Mom. Repost if you APPRECIATE & LOVE your Mom no matter if she is here or not!!
Happy Mothers day to all mums! Thank you to all who’ve gone before us & shown the way!
If my mom can’t find it, nobody can find it. – Happy Mothers Day!
¡ʎɐp sɹǝɥʇoɯ ʎddɐɥ
Dear God thank you for giving me such a good mother. Love you mom<3
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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. ~Honoré de Balzac
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.” – Happy Mothers Day Mom!
One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
“I love you mom” “I can’t live without you” “Your hug is the best medicine in the world” “I love your food”
The only time your mom smiled when you were crying – is when you were born. #HappyMothersDay
I hope your mothers day is more pleasant than labor was.
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption
Mom, thanks for providing me with love that’s as never ending as your voicemails.