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- That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Imagination is intelligence having fun.
- People with a Bluetooth look like they’re communicating with Douchebag Mission Control.
- That one friend who always kills the moment.
- I don’t want to be a grownup anymore. There is too much paperwork.
- NO, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.
- The number one song on the day I was born is “who cares” by the waste of times.
- NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.”
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- I walk around in circles when I talk on the phone.
- It’s hard to be fit as a fiddle, when you’re shaped like a cello.
- Who sings the Party Rock Anthem?” “LMFAO.” “Wait . . . what’s so funny?!”
- No one likes a liar. (Besides the pretty, little ones).
- Sending a risky text & thinking.. “Oh god, they hate me,” if they don’t respond within 30 seconds.
- There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
- Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open cabinets. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.
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